MetroFanatic Awards: 2016
Date Hero of the Week Bum of the Week
 2016 Season Sacha Kljestan
MetroFanatic Hero of the Year
MetroFanatic Bum of the Year
 Oct 31 - Nov 6 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Whole Team
Another wasted year
 Oct 24 - 30 Kemar Lawrence
Shut down everything on the left flank
The Offense
 Oct 17 - 23 Bradley Wright-Phillips
MLS Golden Boot for the second time!
Worst dive ever
 Oct 10 - 16 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Two more goals to continue amazing run
The Defense
Thankfully, it was a THREE-goal lead this time
 Oct 3 - 9 Brandon Allen
Two goals, including clutch PK to tie, plus one in shootout for RBNY II
Andrea Pirlo
''Here you come to the stadium with your family and the victory comes second.''
 Sept 26 - Oct 2 Dax McCarty
Game-winning goal, plus two assists
Antigua's Field
A soccer field or a mud bath?
 Sept 19 - 25 Daniel Royer
Not just the goal, was excellent throughout
Didier Drogba
Stop whining, old man
 Sept 12 - 18 Sacha Kljestan
Last-minute goal won CCL game
The Defense
Fifth two-goal lead blown this year!
 Sept 5 - 11 John Wolyniec
Led RBNY II to USL regular season title
Jesse Marsch
Fourth two-goal lead blown this year!
 Aug 29 - Sept 4 Aurelien Collin
Game after game, cleans up for his teammates
Erik Hurtado
How many chances can he miss?
 Aug 22 - 28 Alex Muyl
Fantastic job to set up the goal
Juan Agudelo
Has always been whiny, now is a hack
 Aug 15 - 21 Omer Damari
Saved a point in El Salvador
Kemar Lawrence
Caused the PK that changed the game
 Aug 8 - 14 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Two goals to break the league scoring record
MLS Referees
Incompetence acknowledged
 Aug 1 - 7 Sacha Kljestan
Goal vs Antigua, game-changing assist vs LA
Hilario Grajeda
Allowed thuggery, missed two obvious penalties
 July 25 - 31 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Now the greatest goalscorer in team history
The Offense
Not a loss, but played awful
 July 18 - 24 Sacha Kljestan
Two assists, penalty kick put the game away
 July 11 - 17 Connor Lade
First career MLS goal against Orlando
Sal Zizzo
Caused dumb PK that started Worm comeback
 July 4 - 10 Luis Robles
Not much work, but a shutout is a shutout
The Offense
Something needs to change
 June 27 - July 3 Inanimate Carbon Rod
What a bad, bad week
Whole Team
What a bad, bad week
 June 20 - 26 Alex Muyl
Ran all day vs Columbus, terrific assist
Gonzalo Veron
He just doesn't fit in
 June 13 - 19 Sacha Kljestan
PK in Open Cup win, shot that led to winner vs Seattle
Juan Carlos Osorio
 May 17 - 29 Bradley Wright-Phillips
First half hat-trick!
Gonzalo Veron
At the end, it didn't matter, but that was a dumb red card
 May 16 - 22 Dax McCarty
So many options: BWP, Grella, Sacha... the captain delivered
 May 9 - 15 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Shutout yet again
Kemar Lawrence
Pulled before the half
 May 2 - 8 Sacha Kljestan
Another beautiful assist
Ted Unkel
Allowed game to turn into slugfest
 Apr 25 - May 1 Lloyd Sam
Goal, assist, and crossbar lob that led to another
Picture-in-picture? End this partnership, MLS!
 Apr 18 - 24 Mike Grella
Goal turned the game around, and a helper to boot
Karl Ouimette
Abused on the opener, scored the second one himself
 Apr 11 - 17 Luis Robles
Broke the MLS consecutive games played record
Ali Curtis
Still waiting for that answer...
 Apr 4 - 10 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Shutout in four out of five games
Ali Curtis
What's your answer, pencil head?
 Mar 28 - Apr 3 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Shutout in three out of four games
Mark Geiger
Two awful decisions changed the game
 Mar 14 - 20 Felipe Martins
Two fantastic goals to lead the comeback
Ronald Zubar
Silver lining: he is now injured!
 Mar 7 - 13 Inanimate Carbon Rod
So far: 0 goals scored, 5 against
Whole Team
Absolutely awful
 Feb 29 - Mar 6 Gideon Baah
Acquitted himself very well on his debut
The Offense
Can we chalk it up to offseason rust?
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