MetroFanatic Awards: 2017
Date Hero of the Week Bum of the Week
 2017 Season Bradley Wright-Phillips
MetroFanatic Hero of the Year
US National Team
MetroFanatic Bum of the Year
 Oct 30 - Nov 5 Aaron Long
Finished the year strong
Jozy Altidore
We used to love him... now he's just a punk
 Oct 23 - 29 Sacha Kljestan
Back-breaking goal, lovely assist
Matt Lampson
What a bum!
 Oct 16 - 22 Michael Murillo
Beautiful goal to help Metro close the dump with a win
RFK Stadium
Goodbye, raccoons!
 Oct 9 - 15 Tyler Adams
Great all year, great today
US National Team
Misery
 Oct 2 - 8 Sacha Kljestan
When Sacha is on, Metro can be fantastic
US National Team
Retroactively, for the embarrassment the next week
 Sept 25 - Oct 1 Tyler Adams
First two goals vs Scum, assist vs Toronto
Fidel Escobar
Awful own goal
 Sept 18 - 24 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Keeps scoring, regardless of the awfulness around him
Sal Zizzo
Epic Open Cup failure
 Sept 11 - 17 No Injuries
Should have won, but at least no one got hurt
The Offense
Have to finish those chances
 Sept 4 - 10 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Reliable as clockwork
US National Team
They are gonna qualify for the World Cup, right? Right?
 Aug 28 - Sept 3 Sacha Kljestan
Goal, assist off a free kick
Connor Lade
Gave away game-tying penalty
 Aug 21 - 27 Pucky the Whale
Welcome to MLS, Hartford!
Jair Marrufo
What's the point of VAR if you don't use it?
 Aug 14 - 20 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Two beautiful headers in the Open Cup comeback
Alexi Lalas
Just shut up
 Aug 7 - 13 Sean Davis
First, an assist, then, a beautiful goal
White Supremacists
Our country is not well
 July 31 - Aug 6 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Two more goals to build on his legacy
Sal Zizzo
Gave the game away
 July 24 - 30 Daniel Royer
Not just the goals, but overall terrific
DC United
Seventh straight loss... 4:0 to expansion Minnesota
 July 17 - 23 Daniel Royer
Three goals, assist in terrific week
El Salvador
People eaters
 July 10 - 16 Connor Lade
The backline was amazing, but props to the 5'5" center back
Kei Kamara
Invisible
 July 3 - 9 Gonzalo Veron
What's more improbable: winning at Foxboro or Veron scoring?
Sal Zizzo
Abused on both Rev goals
 June 26 - July 2 Ryan Meara
Huge saves, including one in the PK shootout
Red Bull
Do you realize how much we need a central defender?
 June 19 - 25 Inanimate Carbon Rod
One shot on goal... in the 80th minute
Jesse Marsch
That UEFA license is very important in MLS...
 June 5 - 18 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Two late goals to beat Philly
NYCFC Fans
Poseur thugs
 May 28 - June 4 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Road ineptitude continues
Gonzalo Veron
Absolutely useless
 May 21 - 27 Kemar Lawrence
Was all over the field, and set up both goals
Damien Perrinelle
How many penalties can he cause?
 May 15 - 20 Luis Robles
Saved a point with clutch PK save
Victor Vazquez
Shut up, douchebag
 May 8 - 14 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Awful
Sean Davis
No offense, Sean, but this team misses Dax
 May 1 - 7 Inanimate Carbon Rod
So much for squad rotation
Gonzalo Veron
Zizzo was bad, but he is not a center back. We're not sure what Veron is.
 Apr 24 - 30 Daniel Royer
Assist, and impressive throughout
Ali Curtis
For trading Dax away
 Apr 17 - 23 Aurelien Collin
Cleaned up everything on defense
4-2-2-2
We've seen enough
 Apr 10 - 16 Alex Muyl
After his goal, Metro had it easy
Bill Hamid
First one through his hands, the second through his legs
 Apr 3 - Apr 9 Aurelien Collin
Did all he could to stem the purple tide
Jesse Marsch
So far, the plan isn't working
 Mar 27 - Apr 2 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Can't even celebrate the 1000th league goal
Whole Team
Defense is a sieve, offense can't create chances
 Mar 20 - 26 Tyler Adams
Huge save off the line to keep the game scoreless
The Offense
The game ended scoreless
 Mar 13 - 19 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Just give him one chance
Damien Perrinelle
Awful back pass led to penalty
 Mar 4 - 12 Luis Robles
One more shutout for MLS's ironman
Univision
Can they at least learn player names?
 Feb 27 - Mar 3 Mike Grella
Backheel pass led to game-winning goal
Alex Muyl
Completely lost his man on the Atlanta goal
 Feb 20 - 26 Bradley Wright-Phillips
Just give him one chance
Sacha Kljestan
Need a new PK taker
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