For some reason, for the second year in a row, the club did not award any of the end-season awards. So let's do the team and one better and deduce who should have been named RBNY MVP, Defender of the Year, and Newcomer of the Year!

Thankfully, our answer is easy this year. Two Metros made the finalist for MLS MVP: Sacha Kljestan and Bradley Wright-Phillps. BWP finished second in the whole league (either of the two should have won, but whatever), so he slides into the RBNY MVP.

The other two awards are quite simple: Aurelien Collin is your Defender of the Year AND Newcomer of the Year. No discussion.