Rafa Marquez, douchebag
September 22, 2011

Hey, Rafa Marquez!

Yes, you! The one getting paid 4.6 million dollars this year!

How about you shut the f@#k up?

We get it. You're frustrated. You're getting paid millions of dollars to play a game, and the team is not doing well. Sure, you make your share of mistakes, but you are not to blame! You are Rafa Marquez! Superstar!

And your teammates? Your puny, little teammates? Oh, why don't we let your words say it all: "I think this is a team game and unfortunately there isn't an equal level between my teammates and I. I'm actually focusing on my game... I'm focusing on performing at my highest performance, at the highest level. That doesn't mean the whole back line can perform at the same level, that's the problem."

Yes, Rafa. That's the problem. That's the F@#KING PROBLEM! And not that you have been responsible for more goals than any of your defensive partners. And not that you are turned to a ball-watching statue game after game. And not that you bitch at referees and get stupid yellow cards. And not that when the team actually won last week, it was with you on the bench!

And you say you are performing at the highest level? Who are we to argue, really? You are the one who sat out a game with a supposed injury and then play a friendly for Mexico! You are the one getting paid 4.6 million dollars and leaking goals left and right! You are the one your supposedly horrible teammates have to cover for, time and again!

Oh, who are we kidding.

You are the greatest, Rafa Marquez.

Now f@#K off.

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